The monstrosity that is...

totalgirl.com.ph

On the eleventh of May 2009, this abomination, most likely known as the "twelve" year old admin of TGPH declared that the search is on for new moderators! Oh, the joy! Of course, all the wannabes swarmed in on the thread, and occasionally, decent members who are actually modworthy show up.

Our bets were on JobroFan7 & total{l}y sweet, but Carlaax3 {I don't care how many a's are in there} just became one when she posted: "I had a dream last night and I saw everyone became mods except me. Haha, I'm weird." Weird is an understatement of what you are, but fuck. Your retarded nightmare/pampaawa actually got you in. YES, Carlaax3 is a fucking mod! Which only proves how fucking retarded TG is.

Here's the list of the newly-proclaimed mods:
Carlaax3
Jellymocha
Sophixia~
Manikka.
Tyrasambile

So none of the members with actual brains got accepted. No surprise there. Plus the fact that people must be Twitards and JoBro fans to be qualified. Moderatrix, you can shove that position right up your pathetic twelve-year old ass. IF you are twelve.

And what the fucking hell is up with all those "good lucks"? Seriously, what the poster is actually saying is "Good luck, I don't think you stand a chance against me." Once or twice is passable, but if you repeat that over and over and over like a fucking broken record, people who have working brain cells to process that are actually annoyed. What a ploy to increase your post count, too bad the thread got locked.

Carlaax3 in action! "Yu can't remove a topic, okay?"

Honestly, how much dumber can you get? You CAN remove a topic if you're the thread maker. And who the hell is 'Yu'? First day as a mod, and you're already failing.


A tribute{?} post to The Rants of Moi.


Will be ranting more,
The Mad Katter